Who are we?
The West Midlands' first men's Roller Derby team. Established in 2012, became members of the MRDA in 2015, and achieved world ranking status in 2018. We have members from all over Brum and beyond! All skatin', no hatin'!
We have an open door policy for all existing derby skaters and we are always on the look out for new skaters to join our ranks.
The Team
13 // Doom
00 // Taylor
11 // Urbs
m134 // Villon Aero (C)
14 // Blockerbye Baby
1471 // Matt Demon
17 // Bad Daddy Yan
16 // Harkness
182 // Mike Drop
2 // Nuke Jukem
2013 // Titanium Bolt
2114 // RG Bargy
26 // Swifty
3 // Samurai Saint
309 // Noob
418 // Notorious B.I.G.G.S
44 // The Villain
79 // The Big LeBrewski
8 // Dudley
81 // Drinkwater (VC)
712 // Clark Vader
Head Coach // El
Join us
We are always on the look out for new members, from people who have never skated before to already established skaters looking for a league in the West Midlands.
Keep an eye on our Facebook page for upcoming events and intakes or get in touch with us.
Already a derby skater? No worries!! We have an open door policy that is Open To All derby skaters – just turn up and get stuck in! The only exception to this is if we have an organised game against your league announced (sorry).
FAQs
- When/Where do you train?
Sunday evenings (open to all pre and post-mins skaters) 4:00-7:00pm at Leasowes High School, Kent Rd, Halesowen, West Midlands, B62 8PJ – there are occasions when we will have closed door events, so please check our Facebook page or contact us before travelling to us.
Tuesday evenings (this is only open to minimum skills passed skaters) 8:00-10:00pm at Bournville College, 1 Longbridge Ln, Birmingham, B31 2TW – there are occasions when this venue is unavailable, so please check our Facebook page or contact us before travelling to us.
- How much does it cost?
Your first session is free. Following that, each session is £5, or you can take up one of our membership options.
- I can't skate or haven't skated in years, can I play?
Fear not, we will teach you how to skate and put you through our pre-mins programme to get you up to the required level.
- What equipment do I need?
We can provide you with the gear to get you started. It is not a good idea to splash out on your own gear before deciding roller derby is for you. Please let us know your size requirements in advance.
- I really want to get involved but I do not want to play, what can I do?
The Brummies love officials, because without them we wouldn’t be able to compete in this amazing sport. The Brummies offer training and support to both Skating and Non-Skating officials.
Games
| Date | Home | Score | Away | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19/03/22 | Brummies | 107 | Borderland Bandits | 246 |
| 19/02/22 | Silures | 182 | Brummies | 115 |
| 23/01/22 | Brummies | Brollers | ||
| 01/03/20 | Brummies | 57 | Kent Men's | 236 |
| 29/02/20 | Brummies | 160 | Burgundy | 101 |
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